aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

jrugs:

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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aseaofquotes:

Samuel Beckett, Malone DIes